More Defections from the Whitehouse
The longer I sat and watched, the more concerned I became, until I got up and walked out. —Rand Beers, … More More Defections from the Whitehouse
The longer I sat and watched, the more concerned I became, until I got up and walked out. —Rand Beers, … More More Defections from the Whitehouse
Damnit people, I leave you in charge and look what happens while I’m away! I went on vacation to a … More Wecome to America, Don’t Sneeze on Me
I stand corrected, the coverage is indeed better than I expected. There are still more talking heads and recycled footage … More This is Too Much
I am the first contact people have when they arrive in the U.S. I am also, as a result, the … More Get Your War On
I was recently informed that people are actually reading this site. File that under “Things I did not expect”. Anyways, … More “Are We At War? At Code Orange? Anyone?”
Some people are so deep in their own worlds they are oblivious to the world around them. My previ ous … More DUH!
Nobody likes la migra. Nobody understands la migra. The INS gets blasted when it unknowingly lets anonymous terrorists into the … More Terrorist Deported, Irish Catholics Outraged
The Department of Homeland Security is finally in effect. Well, kinda. I mean, nobody actually knows what’s changed so we’re … More LA MIGRA IS DEAD! LONG LIVE LA MIGRA!
Mr. & Mrs. Passports. Visas. Computer: ho-hum. Yaddie yaddie? Yaddie yaddie yaddie. Yaddie? Yaddie Yaddie. Bang Bang Bang Bang. It’s … More “1 out of 2 ain’t bad…â€
“The Miracle With Immigration” So Homeboy is a green card holder with a criminal record and he gets fingered by … More La Milagro Con La Migra
Another terrorist was caught at our port yesterday. He was a tall white guy in an expensive suit looking very … More The First Terrorist I Met
Homeboy walks off a Mexicana Airlines flight at San Jose International Airport, waits in line and hands me his passport, … More I understand. It’s your job.
Homeboy walks off the plane from Taiwan at San Francisco International Airport, waits in line and hands me his passport, … More The Stamps Tell the Story
It’s just another day at the office, this time on the U.S. citizen/Permanent Resident side of The Line. I look … More No Dual-Citizenship Here, Lady
A little ammendment in a appropriations bill passed by the US Senate has cut funding to the INS’s ne w … More From the Senate to HQ to You & I
One of the most insightful comments I’ve had about my current employer when along the lines of this: You’re the … More Guard of the Panopticon