Terrorist Deported, Irish Catholics Outraged
Nobody likes la migra. Nobody understands la migra. The INS gets blasted when it unknowingly lets anonymous terrorists into the … More Terrorist Deported, Irish Catholics Outraged
Nobody likes la migra. Nobody understands la migra. The INS gets blasted when it unknowingly lets anonymous terrorists into the … More Terrorist Deported, Irish Catholics Outraged
The Department of Homeland Security is finally in effect. Well, kinda. I mean, nobody actually knows what’s changed so we’re … More LA MIGRA IS DEAD! LONG LIVE LA MIGRA!
Mr. & Mrs. Passports. Visas. Computer: ho-hum. Yaddie yaddie? Yaddie yaddie yaddie. Yaddie? Yaddie Yaddie. Bang Bang Bang Bang. It’s … More “1 out of 2 ain’t bad…â€
“The Miracle With Immigration” So Homeboy is a green card holder with a criminal record and he gets fingered by … More La Milagro Con La Migra
Don’t even think of asking “Who is Bert the Turtle?” He’s a cultural icon. […you philistine!] Bert the Trutle Redux, … More Bert the Turtle is Back!
Another terrorist was caught at our port yesterday. He was a tall white guy in an expensive suit looking very … More The First Terrorist I Met
Homeboy walks off a Mexicana Airlines flight at San Jose International Airport, waits in line and hands me his passport, … More I understand. It’s your job.
Homeboy walks off the plane from Taiwan at San Francisco International Airport, waits in line and hands me his passport, … More The Stamps Tell the Story
It’s just another day at the office, this time on the U.S. citizen/Permanent Resident side of The Line. I look … More No Dual-Citizenship Here, Lady
A little ammendment in a appropriations bill passed by the US Senate has cut funding to the INS’s ne w … More From the Senate to HQ to You & I
The campaign trail journal Enter the Jackrabbit has been dragged back out of the closet. It was written in notebooks, … More Enter the Jackrabbit (1998)
One of the most insightful comments I’ve had about my current employer when along the lines of this: You’re the … More Guard of the Panopticon
Do not fuck around in a national security area. Do not stand close to a man with a gun. Never, … More Adrenaline at the Office
Just another day at the office when Homeboy walks up and hands me his passport, green card and Customs Declaration. … More Just spit it out, will ya?
It’s hard to stay in a good mood when you’ve been wearing a Kevlar vest for 13 hours.—Inspector “Westside”.
Things that make me smile: The John Ashcroft Snow Globe, brought to us by an irreverent artist. —- Remember America … More The Man’s Name is John Ashcroft