Hunter S. Thompson, the good doctor of Gonzon journalism, has issued his endorsement of John Kerry, a candidate it will be fun to vote for. If Richard Nixon, who Thompson called Hitler in 1972, were running against George W. Bush, the Doctor would happily vote for him. “If Nixon
were running for president today, he would be seen as a ‘liberal’ candidate, and he would probably win. He was a crook and a bungler, but what the hell? Nixon was a barrel of laughs compared to this gang of thugs…”

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KERRY WINS GONZO ENDORSMENT; DR. THOMPSON JOINS DEMOCRAT IN CALLING BUSH “THE SYPHILLIS PRESIDENT”

“Four more years of George Bush will be like four more years of syphilis,” the famed author said yesterday at a hastily called press conference near his home in Woody Creek, Colorado. “Only a fool or a sucker would vote for a dangerous loser like Bush,” Dr. Thompson warned. “He hates everything we stand for, and he knows we will vote against him in November.”

Thompson, long known for the eerie accuracy of his political instincts, went on to denounce Ralph Nader as “a worthless Judas Goat with no moral compass.”

“I endorsed John Kerry a long time ago,” he said, “and I will do everything in my power, short of roaming the streets with a meat hammer, to help him be the next President of the United States.”source: Fear and Loathing, Campaign 2004. Rolling Stone. 20OCT2004.