Heed the experience

of the Ack Ack Bird.

A wonder of nature

and totally obsurd.

Majestic in flight

and very brave,

his huge testicles

fell below his legs.

When he landed

he called “Ooo Ack! Ack!”

If his cry was heard,

predators attacked.

So let us mourn

the Ack Ack Bird:

His great big balls

are now tiger turds.