On Leaving Late in A Leather Jacket

Dear Officers and Inspectors,

I joined this organization three years ago because this country, and the INS, had been so generous to myself and my family. It’s been a good gig and a fun ride. Yesterday I turned in my shield; it didn’t feel good but it had to be done. It’s been a ple asure and a privilege working with you and an honor to count myself amongst your ranks as a civil servant. You’ve been generous to me and I’ll miss you. I hope at least I’ve provided a little comic release. This will be my last CC:Mail. (cue collective sigh of relief) If you’re inclined to be subjected to further correspondence, mass-emails or ill-advised rants, please send me your personal email address.

Audentes Fortuna Juvat

• Jay McK: