War Against Christmas, New Year’s Resolutions
This year, I resolve: To worship a snowman. To smash a Christmas tree angel. To set fire to a chocolate … More War Against Christmas, New Year’s Resolutions
This year, I resolve: To worship a snowman. To smash a Christmas tree angel. To set fire to a chocolate … More War Against Christmas, New Year’s Resolutions
Every night I have epiphanies, every morning I forget them. Th is, I think, is a problem I can solve.
As most of you know, I like to sit in a pub on Election Day and watch the returns come … More California Special Election Day
Agendus for Palm OS Professional Edition – Five-in-One—- Address, Date book, To Dos, Memos, & E-mail/SMS—- an ultimate combination of … More Palm Software
I’ ve spent too much of my life trying to convice answering services to send me directly to a real … More Pirates, Global Warming & Phone Hell Escapes
Terrifying Things I have in My Head. There are a few of them. Like radiation detectors at borders and the … More The Cop Said
Delay’s Ethics. Posse Comitatus. Avian Flu. Clinton Impeachment. Valerie Plame. Hurrican Katrina. Julius Caesar. When it all comes to an … More The Caesar Singularity
Frank Clewer had a near miss with spontanious human combustion when he showed up for a job interview: An Australian … More Spontanious Human Combustion?
Never mind what I’m doing. I’ll tell you later. I just wanted to say that the reports of the evacuation … More I'm in Long Beach
I sit on a white sand beach in Hoek van Holland, my toes in the sand as the sun burns … More On the Beach in Hoek van Holland
Something happened this morning, and I’m tired. I’m going to sit down in York for the weekend. It’s a lovely … More Dead Tired in York
I got into Glasgow from the Isle of Skye last night. The sun is shining on me again. It’s a … More The Sun Shines in Glasgow
It’s 1pm on a Sunday and before me sits a sniff of Highland Park Scotch and a cup of instant … More Orkney to Shetland
I’m still in Orkney. Kirkwall, actually. Orkney Islanders populated the area of Canada known as Arcadia, were chased out because … More Oh Lord, I'm Stuck in Kirkwall Again
I’m in Kirkwall on the main island of the Orkneys, off the north coast of Scotland. It’s a windswept isle … More Kirkwall, Orkney
All the sheep are looking at me. They communicate. Every last one is paying attention (maybe pretending not to). They … More The Sheep Are Watching Me