{"id":284,"date":"2009-01-10T23:25:12","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T04:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opendna.com\/notebook\/?p=243"},"modified":"2009-01-10T23:25:12","modified_gmt":"2009-01-11T04:25:12","slug":"dear-spambot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/10\/dear-spambot\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Spambot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkartificial.org\/humor\/dear-spambot\/\">Dear Spambot | Think Artificial<\/a><br \/>\nHow are you? How\u2019s the harvest?<\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ve managed to scrape a million or so addresses from us meatmachines today. I\u2019m sure you have, you\u2019re so clever by now \u2014 and we\u2019 re so stupid.  I\u2019m sure you\u2019re wondering; yes, this letter was written many years ago and yes, it isn\u2019t addressed to your specific ID. But as you read on you\u2019ll come to realize its delivery date is exactly today, and it\u2019s intended specifically for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Spambot | Think Artificial How are you? How\u2019s the harvest? I hope you\u2019ve managed to scrape a million or so addresses from us meatmachines today. I\u2019m sure you have, you\u2019re so clever by now \u2014 and we\u2019 re so stupid. I\u2019m sure you\u2019re wondering; yes, this letter was written [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}