{"id":272,"date":"2005-10-14T21:07:27","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T21:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opendna.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2005-10-14T21:07:27","modified_gmt":"2005-10-14T21:07:27","slug":"pirates-global-warming-phone-hell-escapes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/14\/pirates-global-warming-phone-hell-escapes\/","title":{"rendered":"Pirates, Global Warming &#038; Phone Hell Escapes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217; ve spent too much of my life trying to convice answering services to send me directly to a real li ve human being. Here&#8217;s the &#8220;<em>Find-A-Human&#8212;IVR Cheat Sheet<\/em>&#8221; use the codes to<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.quickbase.com\/db\/bam6rdiey?a=q&#38;qid=5\">go directly to the operator<\/a> in all kinds of voice systems.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah: Here&#8217;s a graph showing the link between <a href=\"http:\/\/www.venganza.org\/piratesarecool4.jpg\">pirates and global warming<\/a>. <em>Argh!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217; ve spent too much of my life trying to convice answering services to send me directly to a real li ve human being. Here&#8217;s the &#8220;Find-A-Human&#8212;IVR Cheat Sheet&#8221; use the codes to go directly to the operator in all kinds of voice systems. Oh yeah: Here&#8217;s a graph showing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek-out"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}