{"id":271,"date":"2005-10-05T01:50:25","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T01:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opendna.com\/?p=15"},"modified":"2005-10-05T01:50:25","modified_gmt":"2005-10-05T01:50:25","slug":"the-cop-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/05\/the-cop-said\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cop Said"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.howstuffworks.com\/nuclear-bomb.htm\">Terrifying Things I have in My Head.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are a few of them. Like radiation detectors at borders and the Spanish Flu. Money Laundering, risky business, C.I.A. National debt, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reachm.com\/amstreet\/archives\/2005\/09\/30\/the-millerplame-roundup\/\">Plame Game<\/a>, Red Yuan who the \u2026. is Johnnie Ray? <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/name\/nm0712877\/bio\">Oh.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I once had a classmate, who was a retired NYPD cop. He told me he was glad I was on \u201cour side\u201d because I knew some scary stuff. I didn\u2019t really get that until tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Enough of this Apocalyptic nonsense already. It was fun for  awhile, but can we stop now ?<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah. One of my buddies caught a container full of cash. The money was hidden inside furniture. I had a tough day once with a rather difficult young woman carrying a stolen passport. Turns out I was almost subpoenaed as a witness.<\/p>\n<p>But I never found a sofa full of dirty, smelly cash. I wonder why they were sending cash to the States\u2026?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Terrifying Things I have in My Head. There are a few of them. Like radiation detectors at borders and the Spanish Flu. Money Laundering, risky business, C.I.A. National debt, Plame Game, Red Yuan who the \u2026. is Johnnie Ray? Oh. I once had a classmate, who was a retired NYPD [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[33,20,21],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-line","tag-drug-war","tag-immigration","tag-national-security"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}