{"id":248,"date":"2005-05-28T15:38:19","date_gmt":"2005-05-28T15:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opendna.com\/?p=41"},"modified":"2005-05-28T15:38:19","modified_gmt":"2005-05-28T15:38:19","slug":"on-leaving-late-in-a-leather-jacket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/28\/on-leaving-late-in-a-leather-jacket\/","title":{"rendered":"On Leaving Late in A Leather Jacket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Officers and Inspectors,<\/p>\n<p>I joined this organization three years ago because this country, and the INS, had been so generous to myself and my family. It&#8217;s been a good gig and a fun ride. Yesterday I turned in my shield; it didn&#8217;t feel good but it had to be done. It&#8217;s been  a ple asure and a privilege working with you and an honor to count myself amongst your ranks as a civil servant. You&#8217;ve been generous to me and I&#8217;ll miss you. I hope at least I&#8217;ve provided a little comic release. This will be my last CC:Mail. (cue collective sigh of relief) If you&#8217;re inclined to be subjected to further correspondence, mass-emails or ill-advised rants, please send me your personal email address.<\/p>\n<p>Audentes Fortuna Juvat<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jay McK:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Officers and Inspectors, I joined this organization three years ago because this country, and the INS, had been so generous to myself and my family. It&#8217;s been a good gig and a fun ride. Yesterday I turned in my shield; it didn&#8217;t feel good but it had to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-line","tag-immigration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}