
{"id":155,"date":"2003-03-20T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-20T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opendna.com\/?p=155"},"modified":"2003-03-20T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-20T12:00:00","slug":"get-your-war-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/20\/get-your-war-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Your War On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am the first contact people have when they arrive in the U.S. I am also,<br \/>\nas a result, the first contact they&#8217;ve had with the outside world in up to<br \/>\n16 hours. Imagine what can change on a busy news day in 16 hours: you<br \/>\nleave the ground and when you land the U.S. has tanks rolling through<br \/>\nPanama City. &#8220;WTF?&#8221; right?<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThat means I get all kinds of questions about the latest sports scores<br \/>\nduring the Superbowl or World Series (&#8220;who&#8217;s up in what inning?). Recently<br \/>\nthe question shifted to &#8220;are we at war yet?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Dude. Ask me about the World Series. <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>A follow up from <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.opendna.com\/blog\/2003_03_16_blog1_archive.html#90896177\">last<br \/>\ntime<\/a>: I&#8217;m no longer curious what <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.southjerseynews.com\/issues\/march\/m031603e.htm\">Red<br \/>\nAlert<\/a> looks like. Nope, not in the slightest. See, even if you&#8217;re<br \/>\nsnowed in, I still go to work. Don&#8217;t think about it.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Moving on, I got a new list of countries today, the travelers from which<br \/>\nwill recieve more unspecified attention than usual. These aren&#8217;t the well<br \/>\nknown (and all ready heavily scruitinized) &#8220;countries of interest&#8221;, though<br \/>\nIraq, Iran, Libya and Syria are on the list. These are the Axis of<br \/>\nSomewhat Naughty &#8220;countries of mild curiosity&#8221;. Included on this list are<br \/>\ncountries most folks would never imagine. Meanies like Paraguay, Panama<br \/>\nand Argentina now somehow pose a threat of some kind because of the<br \/>\nconflict with Iraq.<br \/>\nConspiciously absent from this list is terrorist-supporting Cuba, which<br \/>\nshares an ideological tie if Iraq is indeed a socialist dictatorship (as<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve seen alleged in various circles). I trust this over-sight will be<br \/>\ncorrected as soon as someone from Upstairs reads this.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThis list and it&#8217;s contents is probably classified in some way, but it&#8217;s<br \/>\nprominently posted in the inspection booths. Anyone with eyesight<br \/>\nsufficient to drive knows the list is there, even if they can&#8217;t read the<br \/>\nnames. They will know immediately if their country is on it because the<br \/>\ninstructions are printed in 48-point font. <\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s kinda like there&#8217;s a poster up saying &#8220;If we do THIS, you&#8217;re from a<br \/>\nhostile country&#8221; and when we do THAT you discover you&#8217;re from a hostile<br \/>\ncountry. &#8220;Surprise! You&#8217;re against us!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s not a short list. In fact, by my count, it includes nearly a third of<br \/>\nthe nations on earth. You didn&#8217;t read it here.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;WARBLOGGING<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI can tell already that the war coverage is going to suck this time<br \/>\naround. I think I&#8217;ll stick to reading <a HREF=\"http:\/\/dear_raed.blogspot.com\/\">Salam Pax<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\nWe&#8217;re going to get a constant cycle through the same green-screened<br \/>\ntalking heads discussing a slow procession of press releases. Why hasn&#8217;t<br \/>\nanyone given those field correspondents digital cameras with satellite<br \/>\npulse-modems? I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m alone in perfering slightly aged footage<br \/>\nwith better quality than the crappy sat-video phones they&#8217;ve been using<br \/>\nsince 1990. What&#8217;s the point of having &#8220;embedded&#8221; journalists otherwise?<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/talk\/content\/?030324ta_talk_sides\">oh<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>All of a sudden Iraq&#8217;s is being placed between the national and local<br \/>\nweather forcasts. Is this what happens when the weatherman has to include<br \/>\na war-angle into his segment? I don&#8217;t even want to talk about the sports<br \/>\nguy&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I noticed that the story moved from &#8220;we don&#8217;t know what the targets were,<br \/>\nwe don&#8217;t know where the targets were, we don&#8217;t know if the attacks were<br \/>\nsuccessful, etc&#8221; seamlessly to &#8220;we targeted Saddam Hussein and we won&#8217;t<br \/>\nknow for days if we got him&#8221; to &#8220;we targeted Saddam Hussein and missed&#8221;<br \/>\nwithout any admission of having recieved new information.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHussein&#8217;s speech turned from a possible pre-recording into evidence that<br \/>\nhe was alive but shaken and scared by the attacks. The only reasons given<br \/>\nwere the observations about his posture and that he was reading from note<br \/>\npads. On-air speculation became fact right in front of me! <\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>&#8212;WARBLOGGING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I obviously have no tolerance for this war nonsense after all. I though I<br \/>\ncould sit  down and shut up, I really did.  But I&#8217;m irritated already and<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re not even 8 hours into it. This is going to be a long summer&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am the first contact people have when they arrive in the U.S. I am also, as a result, the first contact they&#8217;ve had with the outside world in up to 16 hours. 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