Damian, you sinister sphinx, I know you and that pantless freak Tore are
\nbehind this obcenity<\/a>. But I’m on to
\nyou! I knew I’d find you hiding in the
\nHREF=”http:\/\/search.ebay.com\/search\/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com
\n%2Fws%2F&krd=1&from=R8&MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&
\nquery=mishap+productions”>depths
\nof Ebay between the
\nHRF=”http:\/\/listings.ebay.com\/pool3\/plistings\/list\/all\/category1466\/index.html?
\nfrom=R10”>uranium
\nnitrate anal beads and black-light reactive enema nozzels.\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
\nWhere’s
\nHREF=”http:\/\/www.crapcore.com\/mishap_records-artists.htm”>James, you
\nbastards?!<\/p>\n
\nDon’t fuck with me man. Prove that
\nHREF=”http:\/\/www.crapcore.com\/presidential-election.htm”>spastic
\nstalinist is still alive or I’ll deport
\nHREF=”http:\/\/www.crapcore.com\/jared.html”>Jared to Mexico. No! Wait!
\nFUCK that! Mexico’s too good for scum like him! I’ll deport him Syria
\nwhere he can’t drink the water and the beer sucks too!<\/p>\n
\nThese are serious times, gentlemen, and they call for serious people. God
\ndamn savages.<\/p>\n
\nWho the hell are you? I don’t have to answer these questions. Identify \nYour “minions of alcoholics”?<\/p>\n \nPlease, brother, Please!<\/p>\n \nBeebe<\/a> \nThough I admit his art’s quite good… Jared’s too. Hm. \nWho am I?<\/p>\n \nI am the squirrel who runs across 101 at 3pm on a Monday afternoon. I am \nShow some respect of I’ll shove catnip up your nose.<\/p>\n \nWho am I?<\/p>\n \nI am the Jay you do not smoke.<\/p>\n \nBitch.<\/p>\n If your poor abused brains are too addled with cocaine and soggy with rum \nGod damn savages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Damian, you sinister sphinx, I know you and that pantless freak Tore are behind this obcenity. But I’m on to you! I knew I’d find you hiding in the HREF=”http:\/\/search.ebay.com\/search\/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com %2Fws%2F&krd=1&from=R8&MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort& query=mishap+productions”>depths of Ebay between the HRF=”http:\/\/listings.ebay.com\/pool3\/plistings\/list\/all\/category1466\/index.html? from=R10”>uranium nitrate anal beads and black-light reactive enema nozzels. Where’s HREF=”http:\/\/www.crapcore.com\/mishap_records-artists.htm”>James, you bastards?! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[37,27],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-long-wander","tag-mexico","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nyourself or I’ll sick my minions of
\nalchoholics<\/a> on you.<\/i><\/p>\n
\ndoesn’t scare me. I eat the inflamed kidneys of boys like him and
\nHREF=”http:\/\/www.crapcore.com\/jaredartpage.htm”>Jared the Rock for
\nlunch. …grilled with onions, chives and served with a chilled liter of
\nmoonshine.<\/p>\n
\nHREF=”http:\/\/www.crapcore.com\/german-cars-vs-american-homes.htm”>James’
\nmusic induces a low level of insanity and gave me nightmares last
\nnight. He will be classified a Level III munition and enlisted in
\npsychological warfare in the next round of Canadian-Ugambian wars, if I
\nhave anything to say about it.<\/p>\n
\nthe pot that grows between your toes after you’re been eating the
\nmushrooms that grow from your navel. I am the Unibomber disguised as a
\nwalrus and I am the Fed who knocks over the drum set. I am the Level 4
\nnecromancer who animates little corpses for the pleasure of you and your
\nnecrophiliac friends. I your getaway driver when you liberate
\nSpleen-a-Zine from Kinkos. I am the Zelda to your Link and the Goomba who
\nshrinks your Mario. I am the premier vendor of Insta-Soul^tm and
\nInsta-Babe^tm. (“Just add water!”) I am the terrorist who flattened
\nMentoid Hill and the psychopath who warbles in the forests of Tennessee
\nValley while you fondle your Martini. Yes, I am the twisted bluebird who
\ninfests your computer with bad noise and poor logic.<\/p>\n
\nto identify me then that filthy stalinist known as
\nHREF=”http:\/\/www.crapcore.com\/jamescallletters.htm”>The REAL James has
\nbeen lost irretrievably
\nto the Tibetans<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n