{"id":131,"date":"2003-10-02T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-02T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opendna.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2003-10-02T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-02T12:00:00","slug":"ode-to-a-hedgehog-name-louise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/02\/ode-to-a-hedgehog-name-louise\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to a Hedgehog Name Louise"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got you in the Buy And Sell <\/p>\n

And I think I took care of you pretty well <\/p>\n

Gave you water and the food you liked bestest <\/p>\n

So you could deposit it on my guests <\/p>\n

You scuffled around in your pringles tube <\/p>\n

Lynea thought you were kind of a boob <\/p>\n

Nights found you scuffling arounding in your cage <\/p>\n

Entertaining and curious is how you earned your wage <\/p>\n

I was pretty happy with our deal <\/p>\n

and you seemed to like running on your wheel <\/p>\n

Maybe dying was kind of clever <\/p>\n

Now you can sleep in your bag forever.<\/i>
\n—by Noah@LimeCode<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got you in the Buy And Sell And I think I took care of you pretty well Gave you water and the food you liked bestest So you could deposit it on my guests You scuffled around in your pringles tube Lynea thought you were kind of a boob […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[25,26],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-the-long-wander","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}