{"id":111,"date":"2004-05-05T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-05T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opendna.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2004-05-05T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-05T12:00:00","slug":"lessons-of-the-ack-ack-bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/05\/lessons-of-the-ack-ack-bird\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons of the Ack Ack Bird"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><i>Heed the experience<\/p>\n<p>of the Ack Ack Bird.<\/p>\n<p>A wonder of nature<\/p>\n<p>and totally obsurd.<\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Majestic in flight<\/p>\n<p>and very brave,<\/p>\n<p>his huge testicles<\/p>\n<p>fell below his legs.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>When he landed<\/p>\n<p>he called &#8220;Ooo Ack! Ack!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If his cry was heard,<\/p>\n<p>predators attacked.\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>So let us mourn<\/p>\n<p>the Ack Ack Bird:<\/p>\n<p>His great big balls<\/p>\n<p>are now tiger  turds. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heed the experience of the Ack Ack Bird. A wonder of nature and totally obsurd. Majestic in flight and very brave, his huge testicles fell below his legs. When he landed he called &#8220;Ooo Ack! Ack!&#8221; If his cry was heard, predators attacked. So let us mourn the Ack Ack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opendna.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}