You heard that a pair of profs at the same university had 70+ papers retracted when the editor figured out the crystal structure was fully falsified? [http://blogs.physicstoday.org/newspicks/2010/01/misconduct-discovered-in-chine.html]

Canadian privacy laws trump academic misconduct — when the national grant organizations suspect falsification of results, they can blacklist suspects from ever getting government grants again, but they don’t report their suspicions to the host university or impacted journals. [see the recent U. of A. case for details]

And if you really want a depressing night contemplating the Canadian system, check out these links of varying optomism:
1. http://www.nserc-crsng.gc.ca/NSERC-CRSNG/governance-gouvernance/ethics-ethiques_eng.asp
2. http://www.universityaffairs.ca/crossing-the-line.aspx
3. http://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=c2c14125-73a6-41d2-8eb2-d97600ecb3a2